Matan nawi
- Age: 19
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- Location: holon IL
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Polarismad91
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02/24/08
Wow dude all i have to say is that i'm glad to be back, you have no idea how annoying it is to see your computer every day for a month and not be able to touch it i mean both my brothers played like crazy but not me oh no dear old sandwich kid M had to stay in his room and do well thing i'll tell you along the way, sounds like you've been having a pretty good time by me i wish could remember what is the meaning of the world chill right about now, and i wish i could play Bball like a normal person but alas i am no ordinary person who plays ordinary ball games since i don't watch ball games of any type i have no idea on how to conduct myself on the field so i have to guess what am i suppose to do it's not that bad when you play soccer because i have some knowledge of the game but Bball (both baseball and basketball) i have no clue what to do i have to spend half the time i'm playing watching everyone else do stuff so i'll know what to do but on the up side i can usually predict what the other team is doing and try to tell my teammates what they should do but them being the ego centered asses that they are and since they think they know it all (once i think about that i fall into that category as well with the slight exception that know what i'm doing) but what can i do this reminds me what happened about two weeks ago: every Thursday we have gym trainees teaching us instead of our normal teacher so anyway one of them came up with this fun idea for a game and it goes like this you put a ball in the center of the field and divide the players into two groups while numbering every pair of players from the two groups, the goal of the game is to get the ball through the other teams hoop when your number is called out but the trick is that you only get one shot and you need to beat the other team's guy who has your number so anyway i get believe it or not the number 2 corresponding with this guy called Aviran who's a little fitter than i am anyway we get called out and about half way to the ball i notice that he'll reach it faster than me and since i don't know dick about how to block in basketball i figure i have to get to the ball faster or else i'm screwed so what do i do i trip my self on my back and kick the ball away from him using my feet grab it and shot only problem is i hit about half a mile away from the basket but that's a different story point is even though i didn't score neither did he and in my book when the under dog comes out tied it's a win for him and in this case me.
ok a few questions before we go any further:
1)what's mangacats?
2) what does J/K mean?
well about the drawing i kind of failed to make plenty of them , i usually go for quality over quantity so i only managed to make a single drawing through the whole month i don't think it came out too well but i've posed it here in the gallery so go check it out anyway.
Ok lets clear something up for the time being asking me about school and about life is just about the same thing since i usually start school at 7:30 AM and finish at 4:00 PM but i'll try to separate it as much as i can (here goes nothing): school has been the biggest BITCH you could have imagined, since i suck at 5 point math the teacher decided that i should do the 4 point math questions so i'll have a safety net to fall to the only problem is that she decided to do this a week before the first exam so what the rest of the class had about 5 months to study i had to do in 4 days (i figured i'd take Saturday off since i worked all of the other days) point is i'm expecting something along the lines of a 93 to a 95 since i had a carry-on mistake (you know when a small mistake at the beginning drags on and on changing the whole exercise) and i think it isn't that bad for one weeks worth of study.
the class board (the kids who are the so called "In" but god knows on what) figured that since we're all staying in class for give or take 6-8 hours (I.E. 60 min a day, putting me, my brother and a few other kids aside since we're the crazy guys with more than 2 subjects) than we should paint the class like a living room since we practically live in the class room (frankly some of the other kids are plainly tenants in their parents house they just go in through the door and straight to bed) so either way the go to one of the few guys in class that know how to draw (you can guess who that is) and tell him 'make this place look like a living room regardless to the fact that i've never drew landscape in my life so i spent four fucking days coming up with a design and getting it to look reasonable on live size and than when i show it to them they're all 'Well that's nice matan but you know what, we decided that we want to go for a plain paint job and get the whole class painted banana yellow' by god they were saved by the bell because if it hadn't had rung at that moment i would have been held for a 4 way homicide.
oh and yeah we got out report cards (well their not really report cards because we had a 2 month strike so they're more like estimation sheets but here we go)
english 5p:94
math 5p:35
biolagy 5p:96
history:99
PE: 95
chemistry 5p: 97
hebrew studies: 75
litrature:65
Spoken arabic 5p: 85
written arabic 5p: 85
bible: 85
as you can see not that bad of a report card (i was told not to count math) but as funny as it is in the subjects i was to excel at because i'm a hebrew speaker i sucked (i never liked hebrew and literature is just to fucking ambiguous for me the language spoken in class is just too stupid for me to understand) and that just covers my school life.
my other life has been going a bit better for me than that i finally managed to get myself a GF even though we haven't really had a date yet she's called Dasha and she's from the 10th grade (i'm 11th for that matter) she's a really nice girl to hang out with and we both draw and do tings together but i don't really see myself doing anything other than kiss and talk to her so my guess that if this will turn out to be a long term relationship it won't last over 6 months.
next thing on the chart is the reason i actually have time to write this to you i got ten days off from school i had my Appendix removed because it was inflamed so i get loads of time off but let me tell you something it hurts like hell (remember i got shot in the leg and this was worse than the bullet hole) i mean i woke up from sleep at 5:30 AM and i screamed my head off until i managed to wake someone up and they took me to the DR who directed us to the hospital where they said i had Appendicitis and that i have to be operated or i'll die so now i have a gash the length of a finger and a half in my stomach with staples coming out of it (ever saw Nemesis from resident evil 2 my gut will look like that if i move the patch away) so now i get to stay home and do as i like, use pain killers because the scar hurts so i'm high as a kite with red piss oh and if you'd like i'll send you a picture of me with the patch (i'm not going to take it off that's some Dr job to do on next Monday).
i met with a holocaust survivor somewhere in between and he showed us some very deep stuff like photos of his parents and sister whom died during the war, the number he was impritinted with and how do 1700 dead people look if you take away the four that hid under the corpses he told us allot about the things the Nazis did to them and i got to tell you it's enough to shock a guy when you realize that this isn't just another chapter in a history book (well for you it might be but for me it's something that happened to my people)
my view of religion hasn't changed one bit ever since we last talked i still don't believe in god but consider myself jewish still i find it funny.
wish i could say i won't go away for a long time but i'm not going to lie to you i cant promise that since my other final exams are starting to come up and i don't know how to manage my time yet but for now this is me sighing out.
02/24/08
L Perfection
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01/15/08
Polarismad91
Bah, you're in a much warmer place than me. Just do like I do, don't leave room and keep the temperature isolated from leaving.
Also, euthanasia(a killing of mercy, usually to patients that are going trough a large amount of pain and can't or probably won't survive anyway to ease their suffering) is supposed to be as painless as possible. Even for animals.
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01/15/08
Dude here's a lesson that my mom taught me and she's probably going to regret it for the rest of her and the rest of the world's life (i'm planning on teaching it to my kids some day) "if someone you need doesn't want to help you, nag needle and get in his way until he give's it to you".
Don't worry about me taking meds it seems that my mom doesn't like:
A) the idea of me being on meds all the time
b)the fact that i want to change world order as we know it but that's a different story.
You think you can diss my weather just because yours gets colder, for the first time in the recorded history of this stinken state we've had the temperature drop below zero on the shore line, people died from hypothermia and hospitals are overwhelmed by people with frost bites, compare that to the fact that when i was about seven you could have walked around during this time of the year wearing nothing but your underwear as long as it want raining and you get something is weird (personally i'm thinking it's one out of three possibilities well maybe four:
1) Aliens are tampering with earth's atmosphere to kill us in a war without having to fire a single shot
2)global worming and that type of things are affecting the world's acclimate pushing it to the extrem
3)some terrorist group managed to get a weather control device and their using it to wreck havoc through all the 'herratics' as they might say (you know the big devil - USA the little devil- me and my country)
4)The chines have cracked the system for weather control and don't have a clue about what to do with it)
look dude Euthanasia is something that i support as well for terminal patients that are going to experience a horrible painful and unenviable death (Morthiom drip is the best way if you ask me) and i say that when you kill an animal you should do it quick with no huss and fuss and with the least amount of pain as possible, the laws of making something Kosher (which is just about everything that ever goes in to my house) go into great detail about this subject stuff like that the knife should be sharp enough to cut through the bone in one swoop not hacks but today we've upgraded our asses we're using electric shocks to the brain today (bet god didn't think that we'd be doing this now did he.
i've had a very terrifying ordeal this week, on Wednesday 3 of my teachers canceled classes meaning that i could have been sent home but instead they dropped a new bombshell on my ass called Civics it's by far the most disgusting piece of shit i've ever had to stay up and listen to during the 11 years of my education, it's just the dumbest thing for three hours straight i've had to analyze the Israeli declaration of Independence which now i know is composed of 14 verses that blab on and on on shit i can't even explain and the worst part is that the teacher declared that being Jewish doesn't mean that you're a part of a religion but a part of a people, you know who said that before i'll give you a hint his dad's name's Alice Adolfe i mean i know that jews are more than just a religion but come on we can't be a people because that would mean that we all have to be in a defined patch of land which isn't the whole world, god i hate that bitch.
oh and yeah let's do coke, i have a whole bottle of it in my firdge
night night from me XD
01/19/08
Ayumu777
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01/13/08
L Perfection
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01/11/08
Yeah politics's hard even in a place like mine where you can basically spit from one end to the other, i can't tell the left wing to the right wing and i don't even know how many presidents has this country had let alone name them same thing goes for all of the prime ministers put aside the famous ones, current and the first i have no idea who they were all i know is that maybe they're the guys on out bills but i doubt that too.
Yes i have to agree laughter is a very good medicine but that also explains how come i've been suffering from the same pain for over a year.
Don't worry about my brother, half of the people i know are either afraid of him or hate him or deny his existence, as for science you shouldn't just understand what the ideas and notions are you need to know how to implement them here's an example from a test i had done today:
explain why cells extracted from a plant and placed into pure water will not explode while red blood cells will explode? (answer that if you can) oh please don't get me started on research i HATE research it takes the same amount of time as 20 tests and all you get to learn is enough to cover one small one and personally i'll take the tests any day it's easier to study for, can i ask what cinematography is ?
Wait you passed out in front of your class in the 6th grade wow that's funny i passed out during gym one during a sprint everyone though i tripped and was taking my time getting up until they noticed i was a very nice face plant.
I think i'm a psychopath because of a few reason's:
1) i filled up a medical quiz about it and it turned out like that (but on the other hand i saw very similar questions in the are you having that time of the month in a girls magazine so i kind of doubt that test)
2)compared to most people around me i'm a very manipulative person and i usually use others to achieve my goals
3)about 4 missing DR wrote that as their last statement before disappearing to the Bahamas without a trace.
Well from my point of view there are about three things you can do with the guy if you haven't done anything up until now:
A) Do absolutely nothing keep acting normal if this doesn't work use you'll have to use one of the other ways i'll write.
B) Beat the stuffing out of the guy until he agrees to stop stalking you but you should do this publicly for everyone to see it'll be the only way to get them to stop talking about you and him.
C) Go along with his act that's something they usually don't expect you to do become the girlfriend from hell the one who stalks him fills his locker up with photos, follow him into the bathroom, don't let him talk to his friends he'll keep you away with a 8 foot pole after this. (but what you should know is that from watching enough horror movies i can tell you that the last advice has a tendency to turn south ).
The virgin thing is something that went along here for a while as well last time a girl did that to me i broke her fingers just like i did to the last guy who did it (from my point of view when women asked for equal rights it worked like the Emancipation for the jews in France you lose all of your privileges to gain that equality, i treat both boys and girls the same way it's the only way these things can work, which kind of ticks off one of my classmates because she's a feminist that says that women are better than men so she tried hitting me and she hit me so gently i plainly ignored her drove her up the wall like that) personally i prefer the knee to the chest while fighting i took this one from Tai boxing it's the most lethal type of kick a person can give, what you do is grab the person by the shoulders and pull him towards you while you're doing that pull your knee up to his chest and push it to the gap between his ribs (that upside down V shaped gap we have) the higher and deeper you get your knee in is better but you need to be careful not to over shoot the blow the good news and the bad news are that if you preform this move correctly it will stop you opponent's heart.
Well like i said i don't know if you're religious or not so i don't want to bring that side of the topic up but it's good to know that even if you had a 'bad' experience such as that you managed to gain something out of it making it a worth while one, ya know there's a difference between the bible i study and the one you study right? well anyway i get to study the bible in three languages Hebrew, English and Arabic, the hewbrew version i'm learning because i have that as a class, the arabic version for that class to work on my reading (it's an easy language because of it's rules but it has punctuation marks that you have to pay attention to or else you can get a totally different word than the one the text is referring to) and the english addition i've been learning just for kick (ain't no such thing as knowing too much, well unless if it gets you killed).
Wait bad addictions care to elaborate?
Thank you for liking my story i'm still working on chapter two, it basically continues where the last one broke off and i try to introduce a new Char called Bruce i've already written the main scene which took me about fore pages on my computer (every chapter has to be elevn pages long at the very least but it was expected since i've been playing with this chapter for about two months now (i usually finish school at 4 and get home by 5 but that doesn't leave that much time to have any life and i'm an expert at time management i've been doing it since i was 7 years old ) so i'm thinking maybe i should have a reversed Bio clock for a while you know i'll come from school sleep for about 6 hours wake up at 11 PM and stay up until i come back from school on the following day i have a couple of guys who's been doing it aside from the fact that on the last hour of the day they act like they have blood in their alcohol their ok.
01/14/08
Polarismad91
Well I hope you get more free time, so you can draw some. I guess the only thing needed to improve is time, and you seem to lack a large amount of it. Try and make time. But in any case, be looking forward to anything new.
Also, glad that the books (will) help. Hafta say they have some pretty nifty advice there.
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01/10/08
I know dude what do you think i've been telling her? it's not like the thing can do any more damage than a kitchen knife (well actually using a kitchen knife i can cut your throat cause the blade's suraided) but on the up side it won't break because it's stainless steel blade (if you can even call it one) i checked it with a little trick i learned in chem class (sometimes it pays off to listen in class) at the very least the thing is 3.5 m"m thick so i'll need a really strong blow to break it and i found where i can have it sharpened (didn't tell her that part it's just that during my dad's service he made a couple of friends who know people and you know how these things go don't ya?)
yes i do seem to have a lack of time and my 27 step plan of loosing the need to sleep isn't really working (still feel tired during the day if i stay up all night even with the meds) so i've decided to join a bunch of people who think that days should be 48 hours at the very least (that way even if i go to school do all my HW and jerk off uncontrollably for three hours i'll still have time to do whatever i want in the remaining 16 hours), but i really miss drawing it used to be such a big part of my life and know i hardly get to hold a pencil and this being winter isn't helping at all i can't draw when my hands feel cold it's almost like my fingers are going to break off (seen it happened to monkeys it's sad man really sad after that goes down you need to kill the beast and i think that while it's ok to see humans scream their heads off animals shouldn't suffer like that give them one to the head make it painless).
01/11/08
L Perfection
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01/09/08
ok first off cause it's a habit Shabat shalom (sorry, couldn't help myself).
well in the beginning the letter was addressed to random political person number three ( i have no idea who that is) but later on i changed the address to the ministry of education about my math teacher being the most inhuman being on the face of the planet including most of the terrorists but than i learned that believe it or not you don't need to finish high school or have any type of formal education to be a minister in our little piece of hell.
Wait writing a letter to the garden guy isn't that i don't know just a tad stupid? i mean what was he back than Governor (Texas was it?).
No trust me silent people can be creepy as hell (i know this from being the silent guy for the vast majority of my life, i used to scare people just by standing next to them if i talked to them they might've wet themselves (happened a couple of times) but that was the old me now i'm just a regular Joe with a hell of a life, but i'll tell you one thing if you think that being perverted is creepy say three Mary's grace every day for not knowing my brother the NO.1 perverted person i know and in our itire period when he walks down the hallway it's like a reversed magnet to girls they just can't be next to him, which by the way makes it a whole lot easier for me since nobody even wants to be my friend cause they know they'll have to be in the same house as him.
Science in general isn't really hard you just need to know the basic rules and you know everything for example you know how to make out how many mols are in a compound involved in an oxidation reaction right ? sometimes you'll be asked to use that calculate how many mols does a compound have based on a different compound or a semi-reaction and it's the exact same thing as you usually do, hardly any need to tweak with what you do.
Biology is even simpler you just need to remember that everything is based on the surface to volume ratio, all active transfers are based on ATP as a power source it's simple stuff you can get A+ on these things without even breaking a sweat (though right now we're being asked to research bats as a part of our final exams we're suppose to ask some research questions and try to answer them in 6 months.
Wow you don't have friends because your shy? that's new i don't have friend because :
A)i have my brother as well .... my brother can't be helped that's just how that is.
B)i'm a sociopath.
what did that dude do to scare you that bad for the whole day i mean it can't be that bad unless it has him and date rape drugs involved or he made a really indecent offer and in that case you should have directed a knee to the groin (it makes me laugh when i see them squirm on the ground like the little warms they are).
OK Laura i didn't think we'd have to have this conversation for at least a few years (i'm planning on a long term relationship with you XD) but i guess i have no choice now , please sit down *indicates armchair next to me in large poorly light room* now Luara i don't know how religious you are so i won't tell you it's a sin against god to try and kill yourself but come on you were 13 or the beginning of 14 what could be that bad in your life that makes you want to end them ? you shouldn't be thinking about that until you have a dis-functional family of your own, an unpaid mortgage and a bunch of little rug rats running around you (but from what you've told me you don't even plan on having kids so from this point of in your life you don't have permeation to try and take them got that? good now lets watch the movie *snaps fingers lights go out and a large movie screen starts showing 'AVP 2'.
oh and by the way before i sign off on you, check your E-mail i think someone left you a little bundle of joy
01/11/08
Polarismad91
Simple, I don't care much bout school. How is everything? Any new drawings? Hope the gift helps ...
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01/09/08
she says that a decorative sword isn't going to be any good (coming from someone who's obsessed on remodeling our house makes it exrta insulting), i forgot that you don't care about school which is probably why i like talking to you this much (were opposite sides of the same coin called wisdom, you have the practical mental and philosophical i have the educational side) everything is going great can't go into detail but i'll try to tomorow so don't comment me back i'll send it to you.
truth is that i hardly have time to write to you let alone draw (i've been focusing my writing on recess which is the only free time i have during the day), but i'm pretty sure the books will help he dearly.
01/10/08
L Perfection
1. My BMI, last time I checked, was under the normal level.
2. I do not suffer from any skin conditions.
3. I don't have any facial hair.
4. I have not been called ugly, but I've been called other things that made me feel horrible about myself.
I don't laugh at Muslims. I respect people more than to laugh at their religion. Farhan and I have had talks about religion before. I didn't like what he said, but I didn't bother him about it. If I laughed at Muslim religion it would probably be a laugh to hide my insecurities (yet another long story). I've read a little about Israel and studied it last year, and I was pretty impressed about Israel's military system, so I understand why you went and all of that. As for me, there really isn't much to say. I'm just getting back into old bad habits and thinking too much as usual. Oh yeah, and I read a little about Shakespearian language, and I almost had a heart attack.
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01/07/08
well that's nice you get schooled not because you did your homeworke were asked to write a letter of complaint in 70 words i wrote it somewhere in the lines of 200 the teacher told me;" this isn't an S.A. contest make it shorter so after cutting it by 60 words she agreed to take it and i was happy with my A.
you think that being silent and stealthy is creepy but get this about two years ago i was this total emo guy i mean all nine yards everyone picked on me and stuff until one day i got sick of it and when they came for me that day they learned how high is a second floor window.
i said it before and i'll say it again i can't match your sister story me and my brother hardly look alike, but i do know about the personal joke thing during biolagy the teacher metioned Peroviyan asids and both me and my brother just broke out laughing and dragged the whole class wth us, when we were asked what was so funny we couldn't explain it to them how can you explain to someone what's a Peroviyan dive bomber it's a joke you just can't explain.
i don't know even if you're just learning the very basics of it you probobly finished half of what you need to know about the topic anyway it's just that easy, but i'll keep feeling infirior to you and i'll use that as my fuel when i'll have to unload on someone (i've been dued to do that for a while now) and now i'm not planning to be a chemist i want to be a DR and cure people (and do orgen transplants).
Ok about the sex thing that just shows our diffrent veiws of the world i see that the world needs to be as efective as it can get help the weak become strong and make sure and go straight to the point epople date just because they want to think that their civilized but let me tel you something it's useless people should just cut to the point not spend half a year screwing around and wasting time you should go and do what needs to be done.
Love by me is just a trick of the mind into trying to get you to be with the most suited partener you can find.
sorry about this message being so plainly out there i just don't have time to write a long good message like the ones you like i'll try to re do it later bye for now
you had your first she friend when you got to the 9th grade i only got a first friend in that grade.
lets please drop the enemy thing ok it's getting boring.
ok for the record the fire blizzered question was a challenge to see how dear do you hold your life the right answer was 'why would i want to die?' and i asked you not tio show me the answeres to the 4 questions you were supuos to answer that to yourself
01/09/08
Polarismad91
We were having fun, all three were drunk (and my sister) and hell its not like he didn't overdrink himself a million times.
Lol, At least you had some fun ... ah wait, at least you had some semi sleep. God, I slept trough half of my classes this semester.
I will throw in a pic of myself as soon as I get one. A friend of mine shot a lot of them on new years, so I'll take one of them and send it as soon as I can get them.
PS. Sparkling water is mineral water, the one that is bubbly ...
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01/04/08
OMG dude are you fucking crazy what did you go around spending money on me?, that's fucking .... wait why am i complaining ? never mind anyway sorry it took my like nine days to answere this one was buissy will be again soon enough.
It's not that much of a deadly sword dude it's a fake she knows it and i do too butill won't let me have one.
how can you allow yourself to sleep through that many classes? i can hardly do that with English BIO and CHEM and that's because i'm the best in class?
01/09/08
L Perfection
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12/31/07
Wow you wrote a XL message very cool (i hope the pain in my eyes from reading it will go away before the morning, can't shoot straight with my eyes all swollen, red and tearing) anyway thanks for explaining a simpleton such as myself what Fragments and Run Ons are all about, even though I haven't completely understood what they are i think that got the main part, i'll just ask my english teacher to explain it to me and give me a few to see if i can handle them (my second greatest aspiration is to pass myself as a native english speaker, i've been writing a manga, (though it's hard to write anything or draw anything with school) reading every good english story i can get; The secret garden, Mort, The broker, The Brethren, The Street lawyer and such).
Anyway your family sounds interesting from what you wrote i understand that you have a sister, is she a twin? If she is are you identical or non identical?
When you say your mother is smart do you mean smart in the sense of educated, wise or both? but you say that your father is educated but not wise (i think) either way i know exactly what do you mean my close family is the perfect example that you don't need to be that well educated to live a good life, my mom hardly graduated high school and works as a substitute teacher but the results she gets from her classes compared to certified teachers are off the scale, my dad joined the IDF as soon as he graduated high school and learned how to be a Flied technician with three inspection methods out of nine (not that high education) but last time they had an exam he scored the highest in all nine methods and during the war in last years summer they had to call him back into active service because the whole thing was falling under the pressure (not that bad for a 51 year old the commanders thought of as nothing but an old has been) and just to sum that all up we now own two houses and neither of them works full time (they just have to do something or they'll go crazy from not doing anything) well that was a bit unrelated.
Hmmm you say you're not good at giving advice but let me give you a piece of advice:
*clears throat* the best piece of advice anyone can give is usually the obvious one (you might just want to write that one down, it works great).
Wait you never had a boyfriend? i thought i was the only one on the planet who hasn't found someone to suck face with, every time i go to reassess it's like it's Labor day; everyone's kissing, fondling or doing stuff i just don't feel comfortable talking about and the really weird thing is that even with all of that i'm still the only guy in the whole period who's had sex (and i just don't get what the big deal is).
YOU CAN GET CHEWING GUM OUT USING PEANUT BUTTER?! God if i would have known it two years ago i wouldn't have looked like an albino for a month.
AH HA knew that there can't be a person who never had any enemies what so ever but yours is on a way different level compared to mine, talking trash is one thing you can just ignore that but saying you're having an affair with a teacher who might just have a wedding bound that's just mean, over here we just play really bad jokes on our enemies (cover their seats with supper glue, stick jewing gum with shards of glass to the back of the seat, put alcohol instead of water in their drinks we even had guys breaking tables on each other a few times (they even had the Aluminum frame destroyed) but wrecking someone's life like that is plainly sick.
I know what you mean when you say you act indifferent about that type of situations a couple of guys tried to play sick pranks on me i found out just before and made sure i wouldn't get hit, didn't even bother retaliating like you said it drives them out of their skulls.
Hey just because my winter isn't as cold as yours doesn't mean you can just diss it like that it's cold for me (like i said i'm hyper cold sensitive) and the fact that your winter is about three times the fun still doesn't mean you can do that (i wanna build a snow man).
So you are flexible that's great but unlike you i can't go to the gym and work on it, they just don't let guys work on it, non of the instructors will help me, i won't join the gymnastics team because it's too time consuming (6 hours a week is allot by me) and i can't even use most machines because the girls won't let me near them so i'm stuck at the same level for about seven years (this level http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/matan-nawi/9d968fb5.jpg http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/matan-nawi/2.jpg yes i am that hairy and sorry about the quality i'll give a better one).
A word of advice about the Pack man online don't tell him anything about nothing, my guess he's Muslim and by them you can marry a women without her agreement so don't even tell him your first name, school name or anything else for that matter.
I'm not worried about you drinking while under age, i did it got myself into a mess and got out, never want to try it again.
I'm going to camp for the close day so send me a message ASAP so i'll be able to reply to you.
(here's my best picture in case your wandering i'm the one on the left http://communabuilder.tapuz.co.il/UsersFolders/harshanim/images/1912200759108.jpg
bye
01/01/08
L Perfection
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12/30/07
Ok question what are Fragments and Run ons? I don't think i've ever solved one of those before.
Romeo and Juliet is a wonderful play though the language can be a bit tricky to read aloud (my teacher gave us a reading test on that, nearly all of the class took a straight nose dive).
You know Laura, your mom sounds like a very wise person, not half as petty as i am by the advice she gave you i only do that one to people i regard as not worth my time to even take notice of (<-----can i say that? i'm sure that you're better than me in this so if you don't mind helping a poor helpless jew boy) unless if they steal my hat than i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll pound them until they give it back (i'm really sensitive to cold weather and even though we have pretty much of a hot winter i still can't stand the idea of walking around with my ears freezing like that).
Wait you don't have enemies, you mean to tell me that you've never crossed anyone in any way, that sounds impossible to me, i get picked on for having a tad longer than standard beard and long hair (even the guys i thought were my best friends stuck chewing gum in my hair, i spent an hour with Acetone in the shower trying to get the pieces out and had to dye my hair in the end of it all) that's why i just skip the yelling faze and jump strait to the hitting, kicking and biting part (all fair in live and war and in my case when it's not live it has to be war) but i'm not that violent, I usually try to get away from the fray rather than jump in.
When you refer to 'Drama at school' what exactly do you mean?
Say, do you have a freaky body like mine or you're not flexible in any physical way?
Why would you talk to someone from Pakistan? and you probably keep on talking to him because it makes you laugh when you see how dumb can people get.
And in case you're wandering yes i am a pumps ass in every sense of the term, i do have a superiority complex and i hope you love challenges cause i'm probably going to give you plenty of them.
Oh and before I forget:
Happy new year.
12/31/07
L Perfection
OK then, by that order:
You're welcome. I'm just happy I found someone with hobbies similar to my own. Don't be afraid to share opinions that might come off as racist, at least while talking to me. Down beneath, everyone is a racist it's just how they show it that matters. For instance, (To begin with, you need to know that there are two groups of Jews: Spanish and Ashkenazi, and Europe, Russia and USA) There's a guy in my class with German origins (The Ashkenazi who came here think they're better at everything than us Spanish); he says that we're a lower creation, and that I should serve him stuff like that. Basically, he sounds like a mini Jewish Hitler (ironic isn't it?). Now I really want to punch his lights out, but that's what he wants me to do so I'm getting at him in reverse (I'm going prove that I'm better than him in more things like languages, Chemistry, Biology, and gym -stuff like that), and up until now I've been making him eat dirt in any way imaginable. (I know that that isn't really a good example since it shows more that I hate him rather than him being a racist pile of poo, but there are a few other examples I can give on this topic).
Okay. I hope I got everything. Did I get everything? :D
I think that that kid is mean. No other way to say it I guess. You could with some swearing, but I must refrain from it. Lol.
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12/29/07
Laura you're.... well to put it in one word would prove itself as such a monumental task so I'll put it in a better word: SOGOI.
That's the only way I think I can descried you found all the grammatical errors I put in the text (and between you and me all those I didn't intend to put in XD).
It's been a while ever since anyone dragged me in the mud like that (frankly I can't even remember the last time someone did that to me) but what the hell; you can cheat some of the people some of the time but not all the people all of the time.
But just for the sake of the argument what I wanted you to find was also the tenses mistakes I used, those you didn't find so ha ha ha I still win yay (nah I'm just messing with ya you beat the stuffing out of me fair and squire) but that was expected since most people who live in the US and the UK don't even consider those as a mistake (I've only heard politicians, EXTREAMLY fanatical religious people and spokesmen use completely correct grammar in their language, both English and Arabic (there isn't any right way with Hebrew it's just whatever comes out of your mouth).
About the lil' Nazi freak; I don't use profanity in most people's course of action there are three levels:
1)Calm
2)Swearing
3)Pounding
my book skips the second step after a very prolonged first step (that's why I usually try to ignore him when he talks, so I won't pound the living daylights out of him one day after all he's about the height of my nipples and with my flexibility I can put a foot on his head while we're both standing up).
Anyway what do you want to talk about I am rather versed (but not well versed) in many topics and I'll be more than happy to share knowledge with my equals (I.E. you).
By the way sorry if you found the main text above insulting in any form or way and if you have please inform me of it.
Good day (or night depends on when you'll read this)
12/30/07
Polarismad91
Alternatively, My dad brought 5 liters of wine yesterday, i drank like 1-2 liters alone, god, I threw up in front of him. Meh, Still was a blast, and I'm drinking sparkling water atm, so I don't start feeling a hangover. And you? Anything new?
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12/29/07
YEAH i'm finally getting something for my Bday from someone, even though not too many people gave me anything that isn't a book so i'm at the seventh heaven and your even giving it to when i didn't remind you basically because i forgot all about it making it even more wonderful, YEAH (head bangs until breaks screen) and just to make it better, and asked a friend to help you that means you really like me as a friend and it's going to help me improve at drawing making it SO MUCH SWEETER SHIT YEAH. (why am i writing YEAH all the time) but on the down side i asked my mom to let me use my OWN money to by a set of UNUSEABLE samurai swords and she said no god knows why but she did.
ok so let's get some things straight about your story:
one your dad got home with 5 liters of wine, you mean the sour stuff that i can't stand that's made from grapes that my mom makes me drink every Friday night at the Kiddush that wine? , i'm pretty sure that up until now we're all on the same line but here comes trouble , he allowed you to drink 2 liters of it? that's a tad weird but acceptable and than you blew chunks all over the place next to him i just have to ask how did he punish you for acting like such a dolt (i thought you were smarter than doing something like that) but oh well as long as you had fun while doing it it's ok i guess (i did the same thing just with Russian Konyack and Turkey ended up having fat poisoning and could hardly eat anything for a few weeks but i got off the bitter drop thanks to that thing so i guess i learned my lesson.
not anything that new on my end ( i told you when we first started that my life's a bore (or at least i think i did) the only thing worth mentioning is that during English class a guy holding an electric eel got into class and threw it at the teacher (kidding) truth is that we got to see the play 'All my sons' by A. Miller but since i read the stupid thing i pulled my hat over my eyes, laid my head on the table and fell a sleep while everyone was watching only problem is that i didn't wake up when the bell rand so they thought i was a sleep and tried waking me up by screaming (didn't work) so they tried shaking me until i wake up but instead i fell off the table everyone panicked since i still acted like i was a sleeping and they though i was dead so when somebody got brained and checked for a pulse i jumped them and gave everyone a slight case of heart attack it was as funny as hell and worth staying an extra hour running around the school (i managed to run over 10 kilometers before i dropped YEAH).
About the gift you're giving me can you please throw a picture of yourself in? I mean you already know how i look like and i want to know do you look like.
Q: what's sparkly water?
12/30/07
L Perfection
12/28/07
ok than by that order.
you're welcome, i'm just happy i found someone with hobbies similar to my own.
don't be afraid to shar opinions that might come off as racist at least while talking to me down beneath everyone is a racist it's just how they show it that matters for instist (personal case right here): ok to begin with you need to know that there are two groups of jews Spanish and Ashkenaz (Europe, Russia and USA)
there's a guy in my class with germen origens (IE Ashkenaz who came they're better at everything then us Spanish) so he says that we're a lower creation and that i should serve him stuff like that baisicly he sounds like a mini jewish Hitler (ironic isn't it?) now i really want to punch his lights out but that's what he wants me to do so i'm getting at him in reverse (prove that i'm better than him in more things like languages, chemistry, Biology, GYM, stuff like that) and up until now i been make him eat dirt in any way imaginable.
(i know that this isn't really a good example since it shows more that i hate him rather than him being a racist pile of poo but there are a few other examples i can give on this topic).
*lets see i want to be your friend, you want to be my friend and we seem to have common interest's i think we'll do just fine.
here's a teaser for you there are a few pre-planned slight grammatical errors in the text above can you find them all?
12/29/07
pinkpencil
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12/17/07
ahh it's ok
12/18/07
pinkpencil
wait..... when did i say that? im sorry, i cant remember saying that
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12/16/07
you said it somewhere on the intro forum
12/17/07
Polarismad91
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12/10/07
L Perfection
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12/10/07
pinkpencil
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12/09/07